Some say I have delusions of grandeur.
In any event, I have always wondered what it would be like to be a guest on a talk show.
Suppose I were a guest on “Inside the Actor’s Studio?” At the end of each interview, host James Lipton asks guests to answer the same 10 questions.
If I were on the show, here’s how I would answer them:
What is your favorite word? Dawn
What is your least favorite word? Poignant (saying it leaves a bad taste in my mouth)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Interaction with smart people
What turns you off? The smell of a discarded banana peel
What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
What sound or noise do you love? Violins
What sound or noise do you hate? Crying
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Diva soul singer
What profession would you not like to do? Accountant
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You can go back. It’s not your time yet.
I know, crazy, right?
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